The No Jumpscare Show

"Welcome to The No Jumpscare Show! Brought to you by Polypaw, this is a narrative comedy short horror game that promises a 100% jumpscare-free experience! ."

Polypaw· September 2, 2026· Main Game

Welcome to The No Jumpscare Show! Brought to you by Polypaw, this is a narrative comedy short horror game that promises a 100% jumpscare-free experience! ...Hopefully. This release is the first part of the story, offering a playtime of around 30 minutes. In a world where the paranormal is normal, the horror industry has gotten incredibly lazy. Jumpscares have become the most boring cliché on earth, and Illy is completely unimpressed. She signs up for a shady haunted house promising true psychological horror... without jumpscares? At least, that's what the waiver says. Run by yours truly, "Thingy the Thing," the kicker is this: if you don't get scared, you'll win $10,000!! With Illy's constant pushing... things will not end well. And the show will h̷a̷v̷e̷ NOT HAVE ANY JUMPSCARES = )